Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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