You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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