I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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