You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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