One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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