she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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