That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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