when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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