Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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