I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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