Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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