Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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