Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
