He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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