have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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