She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have fence marks all over my body
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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