her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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