$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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