you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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