those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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