their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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