just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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