So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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