I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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