Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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