Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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