I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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