He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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