I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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