she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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