Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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