In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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