Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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