Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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