you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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