I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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