everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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