her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What a dumb baby whore.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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