If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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