found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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