my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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