ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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