HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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