Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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