It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
NoShamevember. You game?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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