You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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