so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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