It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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