part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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