he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I showed him my bush... on skype.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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