I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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