this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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