Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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