It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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