we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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