It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Randomize
